Friday, September 12, 2008

Sh**t for brains

OK, I have tried to stay calm, but there are a few lines that have been crossed, and I simply must express my opinion. If this offends you, then we are so firmly entrenched in our separate beliefs that almost any political opinion I offer will offend you, and probably likewise.

That out of the way, here goes.

Matt Damon and Pamela Anderson must have mixed up the places where the intellect and the fecal matter go. In my mind these two are so hopelessly stupid, biased, and hate-filled that they are walking advertisements on why abortion should never be banned, even as late as the 117th trimester (Matt Damon) or the 126th trimester (Pamela Anderson).

Now have I lowered myself to their level? That is my intention.

Matt Damon is a college dropout that has turned looks and some acting ability into an outrageous fortune, which by liberal Democrat standards, he ought to be sharing copiously with the disenfranchised. Let's see it, Matt, before you open your substantial blowhole to impugn capable candidates with impressive resumes that participate in our political process (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6urw_PWHYk).

Pamela Anderson is a two-bit you-know-what that has been used and abused by the best of them and has been granted favorable consideration the country over in light of her good looks and acting(?) abilities. So what is the considered opinion of the Republican vice presidential candidate as offered by THIS mind-boggling intellect with the famous set of false...er...assets?
"She can suck it!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BU91ALzOak).

Let's match wits between, say Matt Damon: Harvard Dropout, Pamela Anderson: Street Educated, and the people they hate:

George Bush: Bachelors Degree from Yale, MBA from Harvard, F-102 pilot, Governor of Texas (reelected by landslide), and two-term President of the United States.

Dick Cheney: B.A. political scince, M.A. political science, Congressman, Senator, and two-term Vice President of the United States.

Sarah Palin: B.S. communications-journalism, Mayorof Wasilla, AK, Governor of Alaska, Chair of the National Governors Association, Vice-Presidential nominee.

Let's see a reality show where Matt and Pamela are locked in a room with George, Dick, and Sarah for about 2 hours, talking about everything they want to get off their (ample) chests. Let's see the whole thing recorded, with no edits, and viewed and reviewed by the couch-potato(e) public on evening TV.

A run-through of that one time is about all anyone would need to see the depth and breadth of the intelligence, compassion, and cognitive ability of two of Hollywood's "finest".

Wanna know what I think about Matt and Pamela?

"They can suck it!"

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